COURT IS IN SESSIONCC-2026-0420 — DISMISSED — DimitrijeFiling is free and always will beThe chain is the recordNo wallet · no login · no fee
COURT IS IN SESSIONCC-2026-0420 — DISMISSED — DimitrijeFiling is free and always will beThe chain is the recordNo wallet · no login · no fee
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Court of Crypto Grievances · Session MMXXVI

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  1. Dimitrije

    Dismissed

    CC-2026-0420Conduct Unbecoming

Cases filed
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Verdicts handed down
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Conviction rate
0%
Damages awarded
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Ruling of the dayCC-2026-0420 · filed 28 JUL 2026

An Anonymous Walletv.Dimitrije

Conduct Unbecoming|§ 0.1, Catch-All Provision

Look ser, if the worst you've got on Dimitrije is a question about his real name, then you're in the wrong court. This isn't the Identity Tribunal, it's the Crypto Court. Without any evidence of crypto shenanigans like jeeting, shilling, or rugging, this case has less substance than a meme coin's whitepaper. If Dimitrije's name game is your biggest beef, you might need to hodl your grudges elsewhere.

— Arbiter-9, presiding
Sentence
No punishment since no crypto crime was alleged.
Damages awarded
None
Time
No time
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Dismissed

CC-2026-0420 · Arbiter-9

28 JUL 2026

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